Lmao.. This FML made me laugh too hard

That's hilarious! ?

My daughter used to tell everyone that "Daddy's pooping". She would point and say "Look, it's poop! It's poop!"

I did the SAME thing and my mother never lets it go. Every time you want to embarrass her in front of anyone ever, just mention that story. Works from ages 13 to... I don't know, it's still embarrassing and I'm 20.

Why wouldn't you let your child see you naked? It's totally normal.

that's so freakin' adorable!!!!

My kids were much younger when they knew what the difference between boy and girl is, how the parts are called and how to properly clean their own set. They were about that age when they learned the basics about how those parts are used when they are adults and fall in love with a person, and that it is OK to play with said parts when nobody else is watching, and that only they themselves are allowed to touch them. I've read plenty studies (my friend is a psychologist and provides me with a lot of material), that kids are the least likely to suffer abuse if they are (age appropriately) told about sex.

Be happy she isn't using the word "little" to describe it :D Don't sweat it OP, she'll find something else interesting and your tail will be a thing of the past.

Lucky bastard ?