By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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SarcasticShade 16

Just hangout on the web until he takes his costume off.

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Enslaved 36

I guess his spidey senses failed him if he didn't know you'd be irked! :P

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Gv_girl 2

Are you effing serious? How is this an FML? Yes, you're clearly going to die if you can't talk to your boyfriend for an entire day, Jesus Christ, grow up!

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Pwn17 25

Because all FMLs totally need to be the most devastating thing possible.

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buckdharma 36

#16- Peter Parker picked a text of pickled letters. Duh!

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Enslaved 36

Buck, I thought it was-- "Picky people pick Peter Pan peanut butter, it's the peanut butter picky people pick." (:

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Your boyfriend is cool enough to dress up as Spider-Man. Let him enjoy his outfit without coming across as needy.

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josh7279 7

I think you will survive that he can't text you every minute of the day.. Relax OP

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JennaNGood 21

That was literally the only thing running through my mind while reading this. Honestly OP, this is an FML because your boyfriend can't text you all day? Grow up.

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BobbieH 19

Deal with it, its only hours. I'm certain you'll live. Why did you attempt to negotiate in the first place?

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alycion 38

Married military spouses go even longer without communication. It's one day. Let him enjoy himself.

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Gv_girl 2

josh7279, yes my thoughts exactly....if OP thinks this is the worst thing ever just wait til she enters the real world

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buddy_J 16

It's just one day. You complaining about it like this makes it look like you're not old enough and or awesome enough to be dating him. Spider-Man suit = epic

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