Work: Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad".... - FML

By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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LikeLegitness 20

Tuesday 8 August 2017 0:48

It's kind of weird she called you "daddy" even if to keep the joke going. Hopefully your wife didn't take her seriously.

Randy Newman 3

Tuesday 8 August 2017 1:04

spank her

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LynnFlores04 6

Wednesday 9 August 2017 2:33

I understand if she called you Dad to keep the joke going but considering the sexual meaning that it has lately Daddy is inappropriate

SteelSoul5 9

Saturday 19 August 2017 15:48

Wtf lol ?

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