Kids: Today, my 17 year old daughter hates me because she is grounded... - FML

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By needagoodlaugh - 12/06/2016 01:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 17 year old daughter hates me because she is grounded for an undetermined amount of time. What did she do? She stole my car last night. She says I'm the one who is wrong. FML

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Beautymarked 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:44

Sounds like she needs to learn who's boss. Strict parents never win their children's favor, but they're the best parents. If it was me in that situation, I know my mom would've smacked me in the wall. I'm sorry you have to deal with that, OP. I hope your child learns to respect you.

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Beautymarked 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:44

Sounds like she needs to learn who's boss. Strict parents never win their children's favor, but they're the best parents. If it was me in that situation, I know my mom would've smacked me in the wall. I'm sorry you have to deal with that, OP. I hope your child learns to respect you.

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