Animals: Today, My 16-year-old dog didn't like the carpet cleaning man... - FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 12:30 - Australia - Golden Grove

Today, My 16-year-old dog didn't like the carpet cleaning man and was being aggressive towards him, so my mother said she'd put him in the car in the garage. Today was 35 degrees celsius. I told her how stupid her idea was because it could kill him, so she yelled at me for being rude to her. FML

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