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Same thing different taste
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Congratulations on knowing who Bob Dylan is, the rock community acknowledges your dad's good taste in music that (apparently) has rubbed off on y'all!
Intercourse: Communication or dealings between individuals or groups. Your sister's not wrong.
If I was you I would be equal parts hysterically laughing and impressed that my 12 year old sister knows who Bob Dylan is.
Hopefully your stash if brain bleach was sufficient (still creepy as **** though).
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Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML
Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.