By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 00:04

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Today, my 12-year-old sister, who sometimes has difficulty coming up with the right words while speaking, used the word "intercourse" to replace "encounter". She was joking to my dad that she, "had an 'intercourse' with Bob Dylan." I can't get the image out of my head. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Today, my older sibling, who sometimes has difficulties accepting how much of a boss I am, convinced themself I that mistook the word "intercourse" for "encounter" while talking about my latest sexual exploit. They're now misrepresenting months of planning and seduction to the FML community. FML

Inercourse used to have a much more innocent meaning, though indeed it's not often interpreted that way anymore. Your sister was technically not wrong to have used the word that way, a bit archaic as it is.

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Congratulations on knowing who Bob Dylan is, the rock community acknowledges your dad's good taste in music that (apparently) has rubbed off on y'all!

Intercourse: Communication or dealings between individuals or groups. Your sister's not wrong.

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I have friends (fifteen and sixteen) that don't know what intercourse means... it's because we were in class and the teacher made a joke about intercourse and they didn't get it.

If I was you I would be equal parts hysterically laughing and impressed that my 12 year old sister knows who Bob Dylan is.

Hopefully your stash if brain bleach was sufficient (still creepy as **** though).