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By Anonymous - 09/03/2016 12:38 - United States - Miami
Today, Me and my neighbor were playing with my her puppy in her front yard. She decided to release all the dogs at that moment. Their Chihuahua ran to me barking aggressively . Since my uncle has one and it won't do anything to you if you stand up, I stood up. It bit me right below my crotch. FML.