Today me and my boyfriend were babysitting his little sister... - FML

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By Unknown - 05/07/2017 11:48

Today me and my boyfriend were babysitting his little sister she's 10 and it was late so she was asleep we started getting intimate she woke up to his loud moaning and ran in and started hitting me and pulling me off because she thought I was hurting him FML.

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arisanator9900 20

Sunday 9 July 2017 5:26

at least you tried to wait until she fell asleep

stalecanofwhoopass 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 0:22

Run-on sentences are always a delight to read

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 9 July 2017 4:27

... How does she not know about sex by that age!? What kind of ****** up sexual education- wait, are you in the Southern USA? Because that would explain.

arisanator9900 20

Sunday 9 July 2017 5:26

at least you tried to wait until she fell asleep

stalecanofwhoopass 8

Tuesday 11 July 2017 0:22

Run-on sentences are always a delight to read

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