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It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.

But OP, what about the terror innocent McDonalders will be hearing? Or the walls? Walls have ears too you know! Keep that in mind, and happy pooping.

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I can't belive the closest public bathroom is 15 whole minutes away, at a McDonald's of all places.

But OP, what about the terror innocent McDonalders will be hearing? Or the walls? Walls have ears too you know! Keep that in mind, and happy pooping.

It has been said that the noises that OP makes while dropping brown bombs are loud enough to scare off a large pack of lions. I've never seen it happen before, but I heard that OP once saved someone about to be mauled by lions. Truly remarkable stuff.

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That sounds about right for someone who describes their poop-sounds as their "extreme noise terror". That sounds like a metal band name.

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Don't be afraid #32, I mean you no harm. Yes it's a pride of lions, I didn't use the correct term for a group of lions. However it does sound kind of odd, like a parliament of owls.

Even if her roommates did hear you its not exactly something they could tell her. "omg did you hear that, he's pooping again, girl you need to call it off." Yeah no, chill.

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You're going to have to mark your territory there one day. Just get it over with and save some gas money

Girlfriend's roommates need to be taught a lesson by you destroying the bathroom and asserting your dominance.

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