Intimacy: Today, like always, my boyfriend and I work opposite shifts.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 11:12 - United States - Toledo

Today, like always, my boyfriend and I work opposite shifts. So I was excited when we had the opportunity to have some sexy time. My enthusiasm disappeared, however, when we tried to switch positions and I ended up slamming my face into the desk next to the bed, resulting in a bloody nose. FML

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KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 19 May 2016 7:14

I guess that wasn't the only thing that was smashing.

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:08

Got a little rough aye? But owwwie!!

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thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:08

Got a little rough aye? But owwwie!!

KyoshiroT 32

Thursday 19 May 2016 7:14

I guess that wasn't the only thing that was smashing.

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