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Exactly! A ninja will be found only if he wants to be, at least a good one. If my boyfriend woke up and saw that, he'd laugh his ass off because he loves ninjas. The question I have, what was the Original Poster being pointed at with? A gun? A sword? A stick? A pointer finger? I wish OP would have wrote which weapon was the ninja's choice.

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If the OP is a girl, that would be a good morning surprise if she knew the ninja. Honestly, it sounds like a prank. And now the OP has an awesome ninja story to tell for the rest of his/her life.

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51 was two letters short of spelling out my entire user name. Therefore, 65, I believe you are correct about 51.

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I think you should freak him out, open the window the next morning in a clown outfit. The next day open it up drenched in blood and a look of total surprise that someone saw you committing heinous acts of violence. Keep doing this till he no longer feels comfortable coming back lol

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How exactly does one go about explaining this to the police anyway? This doesn't seem easy to explain to a cop and be taken seriously.

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Operator, "9-1-1, please state your emergency." OP, "Yeah, um, there's a ninja on a roof next to me and is pointing something at me. Send help immediately; I'm scared for my life!" Operator, "Okay, we will send a police officer when one is available. I can't guarantee a time because this doesn't sound like an emergency." OP, "Fuck you! I said I'm scared for my life."...I'm guessing that's how the conversation took place, which sounds epic! haha

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It's hard to find a ninja when they get out of the costume when they're done. Depending on how hard it is to get onto the neighbor's roof, the neighbor may be the only option. In which case it's someone OP knows, and probably shouldn't be worried about. Though, if OP is bothered enough, no ninja can run and hide with a sniper bullet lodged in their forehead.

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I think it is the neighbor and if its been happening for a hole month he goes along with the police I'd assume they're investigating it by the way you have spoken. Perfect cover

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Leaving would be pointless. He would just follow her everywhere she went. And she wouldn't know, since he's a ninja. Except, of course, when he WANTS her to know he's there!

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