Intimacy: Today, just happens to be my 2nd anniversary with my boyfriend.... - FML

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By Jk17x - 18/06/2016 03:46 - United States

Today, just happens to be my 2nd anniversary with my boyfriend. Today also happens to be the night my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying alone. FML

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 21:06

Sorry to hear that OP! It's not the end though, no matter how it feels. There's always a chance that you could meet someone amazing soon, so hang in there. ^_^

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 18 June 2016 21:06

Sorry to hear that OP! It's not the end though, no matter how it feels. There's always a chance that you could meet someone amazing soon, so hang in there. ^_^

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