Health: Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on...

By la taupe temporaire - 04/03/2008 17:26

Today, just before going into an test, I broke my glasses on the way to the exam room. I'm short sighted, and I spent an hour with my nose glued to the paper trying to figure out what was written on it. It was a opthalmology exam. FML

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tranced_ 45

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:03

I hope your sight has improved in the past 8 years..

Bunnyluver 20

Sunday 8 May 2016 17:01

Can you take it over if you explain what happened? Good luck!

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Gingerskoog 5

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:32

"an test" I'm sorry but reading that just sounds so weird. try "a test"

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