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1 - I agree with you. Poor kitty. Meanwhile, the rest of you who said you'd enjoy that are assholes. Literal death isn't something you wish upon anything. You never know what you had before it's gone. Also, even if you don't like how cats act, they're fugging cute, and I'm pretty sure none of you would like to scrape a dead cat off your lawn. In conclusion, if that were your pet, you'd be bawling like there's no tomorrow. Good DAY sir!

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I was walking on the road when I saw this dead cat on someone's lawn, long story short, I ate it.

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this made me lol so hard!!! I'm picturing like 5 different Chinese restaurants fighting over who gets the free fresh cat mean. thanks for the laugh and now I'm craving Chinese food :D

Shame, but it could have been worse. The cat could have dragged itself onto your bed and you could have woken up looking at your dead cat. At least you had a good start. Grab your shovel. Time to start diggin.

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Dig? Faster and easier to put the cat out on the curb, then call the local council to come clean it up.

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Opportunist? More like common sense, cat's are great protein and has low fat. Usually. Plus a new rug, or hat.

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I feel sorry for you op. 1) because of your pet dying, and 2) because you posted it here and were probably expecting sympathy

Should this not be written "my cat dead on the lawn" rather than "my dead cat on the lawn"? It implies OPs cat was already dead therefore, YDI for leaving it on the lawn.

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It is possible that it was worded correctly AND op didn't leave the cat on the lawn: If op had buried said cat under her lawn, then an animal or a crazy person decided to dig up the grave, the cat would have been on the lawn in the morning. However this scenario is very unlikely 0.o

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It's an old saying/belief that "cats have 9 lives" because of how they can survive falls from high places etc. It's a figure of speech.

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