Kids: Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock...

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 17:28 - United States - Sharon

Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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Public freakout!

By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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Epoch 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:19

hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.

Bhetti 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.

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bohm 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:24

Acid will do that to you.

blahblahblah2 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:25

epic fail

Erinx3 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:25

lololololololol.

fail_truck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:27

Someone needs to get their eyes checked.

Kaaaaatie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:28

#8: not remotely funny. admirable effort though. op: definitely fyl, but on the up side, your embarrassment made me laugh. :)

godofawesomeness 6

Thursday 14 November 2013 0:39

Dang! No sense of humor geez!

Mwoehaha 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:29

You shouldn't be around little kids when you're drunk/stoned/awake/whatever. Lolz

maxson_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:29

nomadxx7's first comment took the words right out of my mouth

piderman13 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:29

haha at #8 you patted its head...that poor metallic kid

choppedNskrewed 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:30

yayy!!!!! BEST FML EVER!!!!! i LOLd SOOOO HARD!!!

thepatty8474 10

Friday 29 July 2011 14:05

wtf..?

s_quire 0

Monday 6 April 2009 23:32

just...wow

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Same thing different taste

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

Hey there!

Sorry

Public freakout!

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