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By SURPRISE - 10/06/2009 00:13 - Canada

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 21:47 - United States - Eugene

Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML

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By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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By ConfusedGirl - 15/12/2015 13:03 - United States - Pittsford

Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML

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Damarys 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:50

I'm guessing you were too

eagle20 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:56

damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch

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yougoglencoco 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:58

"damn man sorry to hear that. but you shoulda thrown the cake in her face and said happy brithday bitch" totally agree with them...

gingermonster16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:59

Hahaha. FHerL That would be embarrassing for her, and she will probably feel bad about that for a while.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Friday 24 June 2011 21:31

uh it was HER choice to cheat on him... and he should just dump her. she should feel bad

Knave 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 9:59

awww, I'm so sorry.

saf_raman 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:01

more BS. answered in undies with a dude in boxers? puuuulease

Shizden 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:01

If i were you I'da whipped out my schlong and asked for a threesome... If the guy was hawt atleast. :)

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 10:02

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jmalaer 5

Friday 24 February 2012 14:31

You got thumbed down by all the girls who dont want to admit the truth in that you're right. Treat a girl like she's your world and youre not enough. Treat her like she's not enough and she'll do everything to be your world.

Brutalus420 5

Saturday 8 September 2012 9:41

As sad as this is... I agree..... Any time I was nice. We broke up and stopped speaking, anytime I treated a girl bad "not akn abusive or mean way but like not replying to txts or calls, saying I'll hang when I actually wont" and still to this day those girls still "love me to death"