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By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 August 2009 23:34 / United States
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Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.

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no one ever did this stuff at my high school and i have definitely have never met anyone who has ever gotten or given a swirly

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YDI for asking a douche looking senior, look for the nerdy type that doesnt hang out in a orgy

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Familiarizing yourself with the floor plan of your new school would be quite an act of defiance. A very mild and polite form of defiance, but defiance nevertheless! You probably meant "definitely."

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hey I'm gonna be a frosh next year n even I know better than to talk to a senior I don't know. haha silly lil freshman;)

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I know plenty of stupid freshmen who could have typed that three-word sentence properly. Maybe you should get one to tutor you in basic grammar.

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You're right, #159, I'm a freshman. :] A college freshman. I'm a lot more excited than bitter, really. Nice unnecessary comma, by the way. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll know how to use them correctly next year.

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#186, I would like to point out that the second sentence of your first "paragraph" and the first sentence of your second "paragraph" are sentence fragments. You require a semicolon or a period instead of the comma in the second sentence of your second "paragraph" since you're linking two independent clauses. That error is called a sentence splicing error. Additionally, #159 did not incorrectly use a comma; when addressing someone directly in a sentence, you must

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Haha, grammer police-wannabe got owned. Though 159's comment does sound a bit odd with the comma. I guess it works either way. But I agree, no one really cares about grammar on the internet unless it's so distracting you can't even make out what they're trying to say.

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Fair enough, #216. :] I never claimed to be perfect with grammar or, as #227 so politely stated, the "grammer police." I just think it's fair to nitpick when someone else is making false assumptions about me. I also think it's fair enough to nitpick if it's pointing out the irony of what someone else is saying. The comma was used incorrectly though. It should be "Pandasaur sounds like a bitter freshman." If the person was addressing me, it should be more like "Pand

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Just like child molesters shouldn't be preachers, people with poor grammar shouldn't be correcting other people's grammar. I felt compelled to point out your errors because of the supercilious tone with which you posted. I realize that it was to parallel the supercilious tone of the previous poster, but I couldn't resist pointing out the irony. I actually intentionally left a higher-level grammar error in my previous post to see if you'd spot it. If you want to find it, I'll give you a hint:

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I wouldn't call my grammar "poor." I think I have at least average grammar--especially compared to a lot of the other grammar on the Internet. Sorry if I incorrectly used that dash, by the way. I hope it doesn't upset you too much. Besides, why shouldn't people with poor grammar correct other people's grammar? If the corrections are indeed correct, at least one person has learned better grammar. What's wrong with that? Also, I feel compelled to point out the irony that you earlier sai

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Lmao, I just find it irritating when 'grammar police' show up just to point out errors instead of just commenting on the FML, though like what Darksun said, I only noticed now you did that because the other poster called you a 'bitter freshman' first. And don't stress over the 'getting owned' comment, I don't want to be responsible for making a college freshman that's 3 years older than me cry. ;)

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Understandable, I guess. Believe it or not, I don't go around grammar policing everyone in my free time--if I did, I tragically wouldn't have time to have a life. I'm happy that you noticed why I did it this time. I'm actually kind of surprised that you missed it the first time around, but eh, shit happens. It's okay. I only cried a little bit. :D So that means you should only feel a little guilty.

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Yeah maybe for people with no self-confidence and are easily swayed by the opinions of others. Otherwise high school is just a bore. @OP: how did you not know how many floors your school had? You are so very dumb. And how did you know he was a senior anyway? Did he have some shiny badge on him? like, wtf?

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for real, when i was a freshman i wasn't freaked out. i think that was the most boring year. OP is stupid for not knowing how many floors the hall has. You can usually tell from the outside of the building

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Yeah all Seniors wear badges now, and two from each class get Prefect badges, just like in Hogwarts.

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At my school, all the seniors design a shirt the year before they actually become seniors. On the first day of the school year, they all get the shirt that they designed. So the seniors at OP's school might have the same method, therefore they knew said senior was a senior because of their shirt.

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In my highschool, everybody has a white shirt amd the standard skirt/pants except for the seniors which have a yellow shirt.

Lol we did this to our freshmen too. Somehow we managed to convince a surprising number of them that there was a pool on the 4th floor. Ah high school.

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My school is split, there's on school for all freshmen and some sophomores then theres another school for the remaining upperclassmen. The ones in the older school like to try to sell elevator and pool passes, there are no elevators and there is no pool. I thought that was funny cause its completely obvious, they even told us at orientation not to fall for it but some ppl still do.

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Wow, I didn't know so many schools had the 4th floor pool rumor. xD I thought it was just ours.

By  Ron24

are you retarded? most upperclassman are dicks to freshmen. why wouldn't you walk into a classroom and ask a teacher for an excuse slip and directions?

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