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Yeah! Just bring a karaoke machine and your own bucket. The bucket's not for getting wasted, though. It's for when I do my famous rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart." :D
I'll obviously be sneaking into this aforementioned party, dressed in a very convincing Pendatik costume. "Seriously, guys! It's me! Ooh, look, I'm so witty and scathing! Watch out, fools! I will own you with my mind!"
*whispers* Psst, hey Anna, nerds didn't see her invite! Golden opportunity... nerds: Well, if you bring TWO pans of cheesecake brownies, I'll sneak you in the back door! ;) *waits for pervy back door jokes*
*Oblivious, puppy-like facial expression typical of my demeanor* You've got a deal! :P
Woo-hoo! Oh, of course! The back door is for winners. No double entendre intended. O.O Excellent costume choice if I do say so myself.
Lulz. RPS can be our front door bouncer, scaring away the party crashers with perviness.
#131 I was only teasing, Pendatik! Don't worry. If I say something like that, it's guaranteed that I'm only trying to make a joke, but never in a bitchy or mean way. :)
I'm sneaking in in Jane's pocket.
I'm V.I.P.? Really? I may come in Jane's pocket anyway, because she has said several times that she wants to put me in her pocket.
your friends are douchenickens. |the kid|
are there any private shopping malls?
friends.....gotta love'm
that sounds like good times hahaha surprise biatch hopefully the onlookers got to see some dam fine woman strut that birthday cake suite
With friends like that, who needs enemies! Just remember...payback's a biiaattcchh, op!
This is only a FML if you are fugly. If you're hot...then that would be a win for the rest of the people in the mall.
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that's messed up. you need new friends!!
Your friends aren't your friends.