Today, it was my 97-year-old grand mother's funeral. During cremation,...

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2018 18:35 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, it was my 97-year-old grand mother's funeral. During cremation, I was sobbing from sadness and was comforted by my family and relatives. Then my cousin, a 33-year-old guy, came to innocently ask me, "So, when will she be baked?" FML

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