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By comeuntome - / Thursday 29 November 2012 19:42 / United States
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39, she is at her in laws house, which most likely says she is married, an I highly doubt she would visit in-laws without her husband staying there too.

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Battery pack, not batteries. We're not talking AA's here. It's probably hard to find the right battery pack for those things.

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105, by the sounds of it I wouldn't be surprised if the parents had OP and her husband sleeping in separate rooms.

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Maybe they aren't allowed to sleep in the same room for some personal reason their parents might have. If that's not it then they probably aren't engaging in anything sexual in respect of a request the in-laws made. But you do still have fingers OP.

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If OP has access to car, they can always drive out to have a smoke or have sex in the car. Or take a walk around, maybe find a cheap hotel or secluded area. You make it sound like a prison.. Be a little adventurous, you should be old enough to go wherever you want.

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If its a "holy house", and they are married, what's the problem with it? The bible says you can have sex if you're married

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184- OP has said so. Maybe they just don't approve of any of it, besides the sex, no one wants to hear other people have sex.

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FS I really have never read anything about sex being only for procreation. When reading Hebrews 13:4 it says "Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and the sexually immoral." Sexually Immorral only refers to sodomy, and many Christians branches take "Go forth and multiple" quite seriously. I know of people that would force their wives to have 13 children, or more. So, according to them you should always be having s

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184- You're an idiot! Maybe if you got your head out of uou ass, you would be able to read the FML which actually states that OP is staying in a "Holy House" of which her in-laws own.

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I hear people respond with, "The bible says this or that" none of them give the reference in the bible that says it.

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All honesty if I was in OPs situation and I was a girl, and I couldn't do any of that stuff, I'd probably go insane. So my guess this is just for more sanity than pleasure.

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I wouldn't say disgusting so much as lack of control. You should be able to maintain your desires under control for at least two weeks. Plus you can rub one off in the shower, or in the car, or go to a by the hour motel if it gets really bad.

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While I agree that "disgusting" may be a bit over the top, so is the implication that OP would go insane without masturbating. Get a grip.

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Although she doesn't need to judge, but it is only two weeks; should be manageable without any sexual satisfaction

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14: ~I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that only and all Republicans are judgmental.~ You are the epitome of ignorant and it's sad that people thumb you up. You're judging that guy and an entire group based off of a stereotype; behavior you'd never get away with if it were stereotyping anyone else. You realize the only reason that whole planned parenthood controversial decision by Mitt, the only reason I can think of for your comment, was made was because of the idea that taxes shouldn't go to people'

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I wouldn't say it's disgusting. However, now it's time that OP get acquainted to five of her closets friends: Thumb, Index, Middle, Ring, and Pinky. If she's feeling really extreme, I hear that each one of those friends have a twin o_0

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I'm sorry, are you forgetting that there are two political parties dedicated to "agreeing with each other?" I'm not sure if you're aware, but the gay-hating community makes up a small percentage of the republican platform. I've no problem with gays. I do, however, have a problem with people like you generalizing and using your sexuality as an excuse. Is it okay for a black person to call white people racists since they know a white guy that's racist? No, so stop talking.

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47- couldn't agree with you more. Stereotypic comments and stereotypes in general are becoming everyday things, which is childish and an over all bad thing. And as hard as your comments are to thumb up, I made the extra effort :)

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By the way, you literally couldn't live further in the south than I do in the United States mainland, and I can assure you that none of my republican friends or family would judge you for being gay. The fact that you use that as an excuse to make slanted comments would offend though.

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62: Thanks! Haha sorry for the long comments. I hate not being able to find the thumbs in a long comment. They're so elusive

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#2 Its nice that you feel that way. A sixteen year old that's not a whore and think its disgusting that people are weak and can't go 2 weeks without that stuff. A better choice of words couldve been used but I'm happy at your "maturity". Bring on the thumbs down because I support her not being all over the place (from what I got) :)

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It is not that she can not go without for two weeks. But who are her inlaws to tell a married couple to do so??????

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I agree, OP should be able to control her urges. At the same time, maybe "forbidden fruit" is what makes it so desirable.

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That 1984 reference made my night! and I think 2 got thumbed down because she said it was "disgusting". I don't think it's disgusting, but I do think you can survive 2 weeks without your "quietest" toy. :)

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Honestly. can't anyone control themselves anymore? You would think OP would be able to, at least out of respect to her in-laws.

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Normally two weeks would be annoying, but managable, I agree. But she has to deal with these people throught the whole day; she might need some relaxation to go to sleep.

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1. Your fingers are quieter than your quietist toy. 2. Staying at your In-laws house for two weeks, depending on the state of things someone might need a release or two. 3. If you can't escape them, well 2 can play at that game. 4. Don't do anything too reckless.

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98 - I also saw a picture on someone's FML. Not only did it say 1+3=5, but. 1+1=3... if you don't wear a condom. Anyone else remember seeing that?

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What I don't get is "nothing remotely sexual" yet they had to have sex to have OPs partner...I mean I get its their house but I'm kinda wondering if theyre aloud to have that stuff but just wants to watch the daughter-in-law squirm.

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78, if its due to religious values and its the religion I'm thinking about, the act of sex is purely reproduction. No pleasure. I believe that's the concept. If my assumptions are right.

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I don't know about you, but the entire world didn't just lose their religion. I think most of the world still has a religion they hold sacred; not all, but some. And that's their choice.

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Your assumptions are wrong:/ sex is actually viewed as "a gift from god" to be highly enjoyable to both involved. It's just meant to be enjoyed with the bonds of marriage.

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Sometimes you can only buy battery packs when you buy the device, for example a camera that you need a special battery for. Besides buying another special battery pack would be pricey

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I tend to agree with you about the 'behind closed doors' sentiment but if the door is under the parents roof I would say it's reasonable that they have some say. Even if her parents were fine with it I'm not sure I feel comfortable messing around with my girlfriend at their house.

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34- The keyword in your post is "girlfriend". That dynamic is much, much different than a husband and wife.

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Do they have a closed door? My in-laws stick us in the living room. I can see asking someone to stay dressed if you might have to walk past them to get a glass of water. But the no drinking and smoking added to it just sound like the parents want to be in control. Renting a hotel room might make for a better trip.

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Actually I can understand the no smoking thing better than the no sex. I smoke, but do not do or allow it in my house. But asking a married couple to abstain from "relations" (as long as it is in private and does not disturb others) there is no reason for that. Unlike smoking it does not affect anyone else in the house (providing the in private and does not disturb qualifiers are met).

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Personally, I think it would be rude for them to be have sex in his parents house, especially if they could be possibly within earshot. If they want a night, then they can get their own place. Just like you wouldn't want your parents doing it in your home.

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Regardless if OP is married, it isn't their house. If the owners of the house don't want you to have sex, you respect their wishes and just don't, or go somewhere else to do the deed.

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I'm always a bit funny about these 'their house, their rules' because I can see both sides of the story and think it somewhat depends on the rule. However, I have to put this out there right now 34 - if you believe 'their house their rules' being married should have nothing to do with it. It's ridiculous. Lots of people don't get married now. I intend to marry my boyfriend but I know it won't be for about 5 years because we simply don't have the money. I hate how some people look down on a relat

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Likewise, some people get married despite having a bad relationship ship or get married after like a few months and their relationships are actually worse than a teenage fling. So yeah, it's not such a different dynamic.

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102- She's old enough to be married, because she's staying at her inlaw's house. Inlaws meaning her spouse's parents. Re- Read the FML.

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Some places, it's 16, and possibly younger with parental consent. Priscilla was 14 when she married Elvis, I think. Maybe the In-Laws are Amish?

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Did anyone ever consider that maybe said in laws just don't want to wash sexed-up sheets? Sex can be messy, and when my hubby and I stay at his parents we abstain from sex because we don't want his parents having to deal with nasty bedding.

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