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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 15:08 - United States - High Point
Today, it's official. I can't shit after having anal sex with my well endowed boyfriend. I can however bend over to pick something up at work and let one rip so loudly that not only the office staff noticed, the waiting room on the otherside of a glass window noticed too. FML