By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
I agree, your life sucks 484
You deserved it 38
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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

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Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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shudson186 17

Return the favour and give them a plastic bag to place over their head. That should smooth things over.

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flynryder 7

And the rope. In fact I think rehiring is the new in thing to do!

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flynryder 7

Regifting. Sorry. Auto correct

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ill_Will95 9

Burn it. Thats always fun. Happy B'Day.

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singer0421 32

Okay that's not even funny. That's way too serious of an issue for them to joke about, especially in that manner. I'm sorry OP; they're assholes.

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Sierra7211 17

Wow, that's not okay. People shouldn't even joke about that kind of thing

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vlalam 24

wow, r they insane? what did u do for them to behave this way?

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Aquaman911 18

Hang two fake dummies with their names written on them and put that in your window. ;D

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MidnaLink 33

I'm strangely reminded if that scene from Catching Fire…

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It's translated from the French website. This one was published last April so I don't think it is OP's b-day today ^^

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themouse 3

When I first read this I thought stool was referring to human feces. Be glad you didn't receive that type of stool.

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i_h8t_everything 12

How is that even REMOTELY funny? Suicide is an extremely serious issue that shouldn't be joked about in any kind of way.

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