By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
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perdix 29

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

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mama2b3 20

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

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BananaTroll 0

It's true. Your mother and I forgot to use protection.

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amazinemo578 4

ouch, now chuck Norris punch him in the face

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arieelxx 0

I agree with 12 & 14 gauge? no one cares. I started at that size.

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crashtest1205 0

implying nicotene and alcohol are better than THC? nicotenes just as bad, if not worse because of the shit tobacco companies put in their smokes/chew

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dynky 3

kids usually are. but hey, that's their problem. you're here now, so quit worrying about what your parents think of you and get on with your life.

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MissErikaHart 0

cigarettes and alcohol r gross. weed is ok

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LeoFML 1

YDI for not having a tampon on you. YDI for being born. YDI for being the biggest mistake ever. - Although you could've used an eraser for that error.

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