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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I've decided to put down the toilet seat as her present, because she can't stop whining about it everyday. Even after, she still is. FML

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funny how over half of these replies have nothing to do with the original comment theyre replying to and all the people just want their comment at the top.

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ydi for always expecting gifts a simple happy birthday is enuff for me but if he flushed and pulled down the seat i would show my appretiation cuz at least he thought of u and just maybe he will keep doing it if u acknowledge it so stop complaining plz

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it's more like what happens when he forgets there anniversary xP Today, was boyfriend forgot our anniversary. FML. but it's technically FHL kuz she'll never stop bitchin' about it !! :)

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+1 xp for your boyfriend. Your boyfriend has leveled up! Your boyfriend wants to learn a new move, but he has to forget one... Your boyfriend has forgotten Remember Birthday and learned Put Down Seat!

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I just turned 18 last Friday! You know why being born in April is great? 1- it's jazz appreciation month 2- it's national poetry month 3- you're birth stone is a diamond!

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