Holidays: Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now...

By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card saying "You made it to 36!". It's my 35th birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 453

Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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You deserved it 882

By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 875

You deserved it 152

By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 816

You deserved it 2 719

By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 534

You deserved it 1 243

By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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You deserved it 6 773

It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 829

By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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You deserved it 369

Thanks, I guess…

By ButYTho - 06/11/2022 01:00 - Spain

Today, a friend and I celebrated our birthdays together with our mutual friends. I bought them a game from their favourite series, commissioned a sketch, and chipped with others to get them various other presents. I got a mug and a hentai t-shirt. FML

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You deserved it 253

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 207

Rykers 18

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:15

Sell them for $5 each, buy yourself a massive bottle of vodka. Happy Birthday!

deathstroke990 22

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:33

hey free fire starters

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LiquidFantasy 19

Tuesday 16 August 2016 11:39

Man that sucks! But hey, you're awesome because you're from Canberra. Put them on eBay?

Wishe 17

Tuesday 16 August 2016 12:26

Your friends are either terrible gift givers or massive trolls, lol

ashatash 12

Tuesday 16 August 2016 12:52

at least you have 34 friends! I have like 3 lol

cheeeksss 29

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:08

#16 beat me to it. Wish I had 34 friends!

xnemesis1981 15

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:36

Surprise? Lol

shitstorm28 11

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:42

you got 34 friends to buy you gifts.

TanteTine 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:29

That is so horrible...and funny!!!

interesting33 36

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:47

I wish I had 34 friends :P

Fixme 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:55

Cheer up, not all get gifts from 34 friends on their birthday :)

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:55

I don't even have $34 friends

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:57

Ignore the $

paddymac 13

Tuesday 16 August 2016 16:22

get new friends

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Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

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Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML

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Today, after careful consideration, I told my wife I really want to have kids. She laughed, until she finally realized I was serious, at which point she flicked me in the balls and said, "Problem solved." FML

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Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML

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