Animals: Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot....

By Meowit - 07/09/2014 03:06 - United States - Livonia

Today, it's my birthday, and everyone, family and friends, forgot. Except my dog who left me a present on my bed. FML

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By googly191 - 19/12/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and apparently my family forgot it. But one person didn't forget. My dog gave me a little present in my new shoes I bought for myself. FML

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MVP

By birthday girl - 27/10/2012 00:14 - Australia

Today, it was my birthday. My mom didn't buy me a present, throw a party, or acknowledge the event in any way. Last week it was our dog's birthday, which included a party for all the neighbourhood dogs, and a cake for our dog, made out of bacon. FML

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Unhappy birthday

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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By garfwebba - 03/01/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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Lonely birthday

By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 16:00

Today, it’s my birthday. It’s 2:30 pm, and my parents are still sleeping while I watch television with my dog. I’ll probably also have dinner with my dog. Happy Birthday to me. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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Gweedo65 16

Sunday 7 September 2014 16:40

Happy Birthday!

azelk 8

Sunday 7 September 2014 16:48

No shit.

Comments

catmint 13

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:04

It's the thought that counts. Dogs don't get an allowance.

PoisonOrchid 21

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:20

True. At least he tried.

ironhead_fml 20

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:07

Happy Birthday!!!!

karatekid97 17

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:20

Maybe they're all planning a big surprise party for you and are just letting you think that they forgot..

fsomelife 26

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:25

At least your dog strained to get you something. Happy Birthday!

Taylor22294 24

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:25

"That's doodoo baby" Dave chapelle voice

pptm 13

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:40

Happy Birthday!

xoamy906 25

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:56

The 6th of September is my birthday too! Happy birthday to us :)

kenzie_gauche 12

Sunday 7 September 2014 17:56

Happy birthday!!! And at least u got something

sanuxo_ 22

Sunday 7 September 2014 18:19

Aww :( hopefully in the end it all worked out, Happy birthday!

genericfmluser 17

Sunday 7 September 2014 18:26

go to the store buy a huge cake and sit down and eat it all. when anyone asks for a piece, tell them to go **** their couch.

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