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Respect and patience can take take you farther in the long run than being a player will if you are looking for something real and lasting

I know guys that would use their charm to convince a girl to just share their bed, and if she wasn't comfortable doing so, would make her sleep on the couch since it was "her choice," so well done for being a gentleman op. if this is a girl who is a possible romantic interest, rest assured she will appreciate your kind act and you may have a better chance now in the future

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Things may not have started off in a way that you may consider desirable, but maybe this is a worthwhile relationship. You never know. Don't give up yet OP!

Respect and patience can take take you farther in the long run than being a player will if you are looking for something real and lasting

I hope you find a way to upgrade from the couch to that bed OP. Gotta work your way to the top! or on top... whichever.

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