Today, it is three weeks until the end of my semester at school,... - FML

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By LookAtTheSCHEDULEFIRST - 19/04/2018 07:29

Today, it is three weeks until the end of my semester at school, I got home and my dad demanded to know where I had been. Like many times before, I explained I was at school. I wouldn't mind so much, but this is the same person who insisted I print out my schedule and put it on the fridge. FML

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