Come on OP, there's plenty of ways to meet women. There's hundreds of single's events and dating websites. You just need to get out there and try, but maybe wait until your leg hair grows back.. Or wear pants.

You ought to start eating a lot and put on a bunch of weight. Moobs are just like female *******. Trust me on this one!

Instead of wasting time shaving your leg, why don't you do something about it?

Get a blow up doll.. At least that won't be AS bad!

You could learn yoga so that you can be flexible enough to give your self a *******. Since you're not going to get one the traditional way.

So you're a leg guy? I once got a pedicure done by this guy and he had a hard-on when he started to massage my legs. It was very awkward but he did a great job! I think they're hiring.

Feels good though, right?

Oh that's so sad sorry OP

Get out the house, go to a bar, meet some women.

How creative..