Miscellaneous: Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive... - FML

By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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Plumbing issues

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 04:01 - Denmark - Viby

Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML

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By Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

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Not now, please

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 19:01 - Costa Rica - San José

Today, days before my graduation, I got sick with a virus, so I had constant vomit and incontinence. To receive my diploma, I had to wear a diaper and spend the whole graduation drinking electrolytes. FML

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By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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Shitty situation

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 22:00

Today, I had explosive diarrhea. I got off the toilet to change my 3 year-old's poopy diaper. He was being stubborn, so I was going to go back to the toilet, which is when he laid down. I thought I could do it. I couldn't. He ran around diaperless as I ran back to the toilet with liquid shit running down my leg. FML

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Get rid of the evidence!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 17:11

Today, while my roommate was taking a bath, I became horribly sick out of nowhere. Since the bathroom was occupied, I ended up having explosive diarrhea in an Amazon box in my bedroom, which I immediately ran out to the dumpster. FML

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Disney dreams

By onthetoilet - 04/01/2010 22:20 - France

Today, I was supposed to go to Disneyland with my family, but I woke up with explosive diarrhea. So while they are at the happiest place on Earth, I'm stuck on this toilet left to imagine that the splash from my crap is a splash from Splash Mountain. FML

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Hot lava from both ends

By SickBoi - 30/03/2021 14:01 - United States - Cambridge

Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML

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Cian_1 28

Monday 27 June 2016 23:23

Just carry a bucket under your graduation robe ;)

Wizardo 33

Monday 27 June 2016 23:28

Just put some wheels on a toilet and take it with you ;)

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Tannasgh 22

Tuesday 28 June 2016 6:43

Imodium

Unenunciable 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 7:44

In cases like this: Eat a lot of bananas, that'll stop the diarrhea. Also bring a change of clothes and underwear just in case.

Malsain_fml 10

Tuesday 28 June 2016 12:04

In a certain way you've been lucky. The same thing could have happened the day of your exams.

howdmynosego 12

Tuesday 28 June 2016 13:58

Change your contact name to a girl, Then call him

Le_ponderer 14

Tuesday 28 June 2016 16:41

Last night's Tacos... they'll get you every time!

ashyash90 8

Wednesday 29 June 2016 21:31

I would have called a parent or a close friend and have them get you something from the pharmacy for it! Hope your big day wasn't completely sh*tty!!! (Sorry terrible pun)

alaskanessy 8

Thursday 30 June 2016 7:04

Ever hear of Imodium? How about Lomotil? Or Pepto? Or Kaopectate?

andrmac 25

Wednesday 6 July 2016 17:43

Imodium will make you dizzy, so unless you plan to stay home it's not a good idea for a graduation falling asleep or just falling on the stage and looking like a brain dead cow in all the pictures is not a great way to remember the day.

WhiteMercury 3

Wednesday 6 July 2016 23:28

I had the flu for my grad & prom, I feel your pain.

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