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By b-day - 31/01/2016 19:21 - United States - Papillion
Today, is my cousin's birthday. I haven't seen him in ages, so I decided to call him. When he answered, I told him happy birthday, he just said "it's not my birthday bitch. But you can still give me money." and hung up. FML