Miscellaneous: Today, is my birthday and I drove my car to my highschool. It...

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2016 22:31 - United States - Yakima

Today, is my birthday and I drove my car to my highschool. It turns out my high schools Happy Birthday gift is a $10 parking ticket for parking in a "teacher and visitor parking lot" when there isn't even a sign. FML

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