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Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML

By lotrgeek - / Monday 13 February 2012 13:37 / Canada
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  vturbz91  |  0

He must be really ugly if the thought of a zombie going down on you makes u cum when he can't do it

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I think the OP has a case of necrophilia if the thought of a FREAKING corpse turns her on...

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Once in a town of all woman, there was a male zombie attack. The zombies where rapers, and the woman didnt give a fight. They were too busy having their best orgasims ever. Thus, the zombie fetish was born.

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  chippedipp  |  0

Zombiefetisch is the shit?

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  israelnotjacob  |  20

I'm going to agree and also point out that it pisses me off when people always act like it is the guy's fault or that it means he's small or whatever. In the real world a lot of women have trouble reaching orgasm during sex, whether the guy is doing his part or not. I'd say virtually all women can reach orgasm if it's approached properly, but it's easier to find the way for some more than others.

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  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Murderous furry excrement zombie fetish combo? That's worse, right? Throw in some bestiality, blood drinking, cutting, actual sadism, and pedophilia and you've got yourself a good reason to avoid sex for a few decades

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