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He had to wait too long for his boner to go down so he could piss without it hitting him in the face and decided to take a quick nap to fasten the process as the thought of your ass was too much to bear whilst awake.

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I've read somewhere that if your partner falls asleep after sex, it means they're in love with you. Psychological fact or something like that. Well, yeah. Just sayin c:

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shut up,sex is hard to give up just like smoking(I don't smoke), but why jack off your whole life, when you can enjoy sex with a beautiful person! maybe you should get out in life.

It seems a lot of people on here pass out during sex... That can't be healthy. Perhaps they have blood pressure issues or acute anemia and just tire easily?

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They didn't say cute they said acute there's a difference lol. It means having a rapid or sudden onset of a medical condition i.e. she said anemia

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Any one ever fall asleep while jacking off? Just me?.... Oh *shuffles off to the bathroom with some lotion and a pillow*

Its hard going to the bathroom with a stiffy. Give the guy a break he had to wait for mr woodpecker to go home.

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