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By send help - 15/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Laurel
Today, in the middle of July, I woke up with the mother of all colds. It's also the same day I have to drive with my dad for seven hours back home. I can barely sit up from my headache, and he can barely stand with how drunk he is. FML
Please don't drive. Both of you are severely impaired. Get a motel for the night and help him sober up.