By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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im_bored_tired 12

Hopefully, it was pepperoni.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Or thin crust supreme in ranch chip dip, pepperoni is just too mainstream.

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KVKdragon 26

Wow. Some guys are ridiculously stupid. Or pathetically indifferent. I can't tell which for this guy -.-

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onlychildFTW 33

Maybe he didn't want to get married? It doesn't mean he is stupid or pathetically indifferent.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Maybe he felt emasculated. In any case, your use of the word wistfully has me willing to be your betrothed.

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Kaylalovesyouu 8

He's probably not ready. You should wait for HIM to propose.

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Enslaved 36

I'm old fashion too but watch out! People are going to backlash you for thinking that way, I can feel it. :P

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perdix 29

#18, by the time he gets around to it, her asshole might be completely worn out. Once she has him trapped, she can shut down the Hershey Highway.

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Spectre529 12

Wow what a dick.. He should have been paying attention

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perdix 29

Dude->English translation: No. Sorry, but when ambushed with questions about feeling or commitment, we often panic and revert to our primitive language.

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Axipiter 24

I usually just crack a beer, look off in the distance, and try to be as cryptic as possible.

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tsent8 15

"Oog I want mammoth on my pizza"-a cornered man

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martin_martian7 11

I'm more wondering what's up with your name?!

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ooooooooooooh 4

...they had anal. I thought it was quite obvious.

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DocBastard 38

Cheesus crust! This guy is a total pizza crap. He should be peppering you with kisses after that display. I doughn't know for sure, but he's probably the sauce of all your problems.

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syki 22

The least she deserved was an "Olive you." I guess this tom-ain't-no kind of gentleman at all.

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RedPillSucks 31

Pizza and doughnuts? Hmm... Well, it IS Thanksgiving.

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BunBunBabe 8

How quick do you write these? Lol

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weatherxveins 29

we had pizza for thanksgiving. we're classy around here.

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