Transportation: Today, I yelled at a guy driving, using his phone and almost... - FML

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By dolladipper - 18/05/2016 04:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I yelled at a guy driving, using his phone and almost hitting me. Then a half hour later, I rear ended a guy and totaled my car while changing the song that was playing on my phone. FML

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klutz44 28

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:42

YDI

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:51

there's no ydi option. So I'll just make it here. YFDI

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klutz44 28

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:42

YDI

PhantomKitty 26

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:42

There's (sometimes) a button for that.

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:49

Not for the almost FML's.

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 18 May 2016 19:51

there's no ydi option. So I'll just make it here. YFDI

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:20

Why isn't there a YDI button for this post? Well, I hope you and the person you rear ended are okay!

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 18 May 2016 22:53

Way to go OP. You did what you had just yelled at the other guy for doing (I consider changing songs as using your phone) and suffered the consequences. Such a hypocrite, YDI!

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