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By UnderConstruction - / Friday 4 May 2012 14:34 / Canada - Pickering
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By  cajekraze  |  7

And don't keep anything in a Velcro wallet. You aren't 6, grow up and get some leather

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  ebonyirony  |  29

Also you don't keep them in your car

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  cajekraze  |  7

And don't keep anything in a Velcro wallet. You aren't 6, grow up and get some leather

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  Max1468  |  4

I was gonna say that. XD

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  Drigr  |  8

I've got likes for velcros and leathers. My velcro seemed more compact and like it flattened out better (but that would have also been from a year of use. I recently (month or so ago) switched to a leather wallet (hated the way money fits into a trifold wallet) and it feels bulkier and if I'm sitting on it too long its uncomfortable. Oh no, another personal anecdote... Thumb down

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  ifoundalaska  |  11

44- I'd advise you not to sit on your wallet at all, my dad ended up getting some kind of leg cramping from doing that for so long. It's becoming a common problem among men :p

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This is one of the funniest FMLs I've seen. Good for you for keepin it real! Always have to be preped! You don't deserve to get peppered by all these virgins with their negative ass comments. Keep the sex-Ed crusty condom talk in class where it belongs.

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AND; I've had more unprotected sex in my life then protected sex, I'm 25, and have no kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's called a brain. Use it, but use it correctly

By  Saraahx97  |  0

And thats why you keep your condoms in your car

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  Michael_92  |  19

I can see it right now OP "hey pretty lady how would you like to come to my room after visiting hours" Nurse "Well that all depends on a few things" *takes out wallet and condoms fall everywhere* OP "Oh yea baby there's plenty more where them came from".....awkward.

By  amberxxoo  |  6

And hey. At least you got felt up by the nurse..?

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  cr3ativity  |  15

Sadly I did. It's a very awkward situation when you wake up at 3:09 AM on a gurney/ bed and you hear a rumbling noise from your very own bowels. Followed by a wafting scent that makes your nose cringe in disbelief. The nurse won $30 by the way. Don't ask me how I remember all these details. It's just that I tend to remember every single embarrassing thing I have done.

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