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By UnderConstruction - / Friday 4 May 2012 14:34 / Canada
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I've got likes for velcros and leathers. My velcro seemed more compact and like it flattened out better (but that would have also been from a year of use. I recently (month or so ago) switched to a leather wallet (hated the way money fits into a trifold wallet) and it feels bulkier and if I'm sitting on it too long its uncomfortable. Oh no, another personal anecdote... Thumb down

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I thought they were laughing at the loose change. Condoms are serious business to me, but loose change is hilarious.

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44- I'd advise you not to sit on your wallet at all, my dad ended up getting some kind of leg cramping from doing that for so long. It's becoming a common problem among men :p

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This is one of the funniest FMLs I've seen. Good for you for keepin it real! Always have to be preped! You don't deserve to get peppered by all these virgins with their negative ass comments. Keep the sex-Ed crusty condom talk in class where it belongs.

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AND; I've had more unprotected sex in my life then protected sex, I'm 25, and have no kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's called a brain. Use it, but use it correctly

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98- you act like it's impossible for women to get pregnant during unprotected sex. It happens dude, more then you think. Why the hell do you think they make condoms anyway?

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I can see it right now OP "hey pretty lady how would you like to come to my room after visiting hours" Nurse "Well that all depends on a few things" *takes out wallet and condoms fall everywhere* OP "Oh yea baby there's plenty more where them came from".....awkward.

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If getting your wallet taken qualifies as 'being felt up' are pickpockets really molesters? Or does that make them a prostitute for being paid?

Scumbag nurses these days. Last time I went into the emergency room, some of the nurses were betting whether or not I would shit the bed or not after the surgery.

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Maybe the nurse was checking his wallet to find his blood type? Some people carry those blood donor cards...

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Sadly I did. It's a very awkward situation when you wake up at 3:09 AM on a gurney/ bed and you hear a rumbling noise from your very own bowels. Followed by a wafting scent that makes your nose cringe in disbelief. The nurse won $30 by the way. Don't ask me how I remember all these details. It's just that I tend to remember every single embarrassing thing I have done.

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Well you kinda have to keep it light especially in a hospital where 1 in 3 people who come in will die

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