Work: Today, I worked my shift at work. I was meant to finish at 9.30pm... - FML

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By Bawsack - 19/04/2016 10:13 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I worked my shift at work. I was meant to finish at 9.30pm but my pissweasel of a colleague didn't turn up for her nightshift so I had to stay. I ended up working 18 hours straight without sleep or a break. My boss called to check I was coming in for my own shift in 7 hours. Um, no. FML.

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