Work: Today, I work in an aquatics store, my store isn't even open... - FML

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By SpongeBobRus - 28/04/2016 07:26 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I work in an aquatics store, my store isn't even open yet but I've already had an eager customer at the door asking if we know why there's no clownfish in Bikini Bottom and if we stock 'any of those SpongeBob fish'. These sort of question happen daily! FML

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