By s0728 - 01/09/2014 21:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 562
You deserved it 3 310

Same thing different taste

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There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.

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'Yeah it's just for the aesthetics. The hair provides nice texture not only to the eyes but also the palate'

Some of these people are just bananas!

Hey guys, come on now, lets not use one fruit cake to generalize a group of people.

schhichick 14

Unless your Junie B. Jones and love the idea of fruit cake

Hair plugs are the way to go. That darned glue can be so unreliable.

ZY1431 24

nah then their mind would explode.

I gave it to the peach, cuz he's for hair.

I wonder if he also thinks you just glue brain cells together or if they slowly blow out of your ears from lack of use.

I don't think they know much about culinary things...please say they were joking

It's stuff like this that make me feel smart..

I'd pretend I have no idea what they're talking about, and that you've never seen hair on a raspberry before :P