Work: Today, I work as a grocery bagger. I have to wear a tie to work,...

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By maustind110 - 08/06/2016 15:16 - United States

Today, I work as a grocery bagger. I have to wear a tie to work, so I wore a bow tie. Took a woman's groceries out and she said that I looked like a chippendales dancer and that I was her "grocery whore." She was in her late 60's. FML

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rhyspiecesno8 18

Thursday 9 June 2016 16:56

A compliment is a compliment

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Thursday 9 June 2016 16:56

A compliment is a compliment

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