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By Anonymous / Friday 6 April 2012 16:58 / United States
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Well flockz what about scotch because when I get severly hungover and fall asleep in a puddle of my own vomit I like to be a little classy and have a nice scotch on the rocks. You know what I mean with the little umbrella in it

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Because that my friend is the gentlemans way to get sloppy black out drunk than take pictures of your junk and send them to your girlfriends sister and... wait never mind.

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They say is also the biggest liar in the land. How the hell would I magically get out of bed and drink vodka in my sleep?

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Number four you fuckin' pussy shit, swig some vodka from the bottle and you will become a hundreth of the man I am.

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To my current knowledge, without flavoring added, vodka has the least distinguishable scent in comparison to most, if not all, spirits. With that being said, it's still alcohol, so it's still going to reek like booze. That Effen vodka will getcha into trouble every time ;)

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FMyLife.com, where you can post your embarrassing everyday stories and have people laugh at you and tear you to shreds in the comments section. Beware though, anything on the topic of marijuana, religion, feminism or cross-dressing will start an instant war between either sides. This will consist of horrid name-calling and all the reasons why drugs are good for you. Happy FMLing!

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And I'm guessing that she isn't from Russia either judging by the fact that she's 12 and she posted, just for the attention, "I'm Russian" even though she lives in Florida. She is probably just like most Americans who say "I'm russian" or "I'm Swedish" etc. because that's where their great-great-great grandparents were from. No. If you live in America or you're from America, then your nationality is American.

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