By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

No bacon????? This was so intense it almost made me cry... I mean, who cares about money when you can have bacon :(

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Comments

me_gusta_eso 1

**** bitches. Eat bacon.

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EvilCupcake8361 9

...I shall live by this motto for the rest of my life

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ifuckmonsters 5

This is terrible. Bacon is a necessity to life. Go over and hijack that shit.

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perdix 29

So, you can't bring home the bacon in either sense. Evidently, you have no personality or you'd be able to charm some bacon from your neighbor.

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cheefer 0

Maybe we're missing the metaphor here. Perhaps OP lives next door to a cop and his wife went Hannibal Lecter on him. Don't say it's not possible because I'll prove it if necessary.

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scoop15928 4

I have a job, but nobody pays me in bacon. All I get are these stupid trident layers packages.

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rebelfarmer19 0

13 i compmetely agree with you. People need to get over acceptin handouts from the communist runnin this country and ACTUALLY WORK FOR THE SHIT THEY WANT OR NEED.

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luckyducky_7sq 10

23 i complelementejtnelty agree with you. peeple need to stop uzing spell check to get by and lern how too spel! Seriously, chill out dude.

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21jason 9

Get a job on a farm then u would have money and bacon!

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cntryiscntrywide 0

being broke sucks, doesn't it op? id go over there and say, " I want bacon right meow! "

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upyourzlolz 11

Well... If you're that desperate there's always a few solutions: 1) you can STRIP 2) you can start "beggin" 3) chew him out. God. My puns suck.

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