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By Anonymous - / Sunday 25 October 2015 02:47 / United States - Apollo
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  dragoongirl90  |  34

You assume that a gun owner would just blindly shoot. OP clearly knows what he's doing.

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  teentee401  |  36

I remember reading a news story a while ago about a girl who hid in her closet to jump out and scare her parents. Her trigger happy dad ended up shooting her. I'm glad everything ended up okay in OP's case but as soon as I started reading this FML I thought it was going going to end badly.

By  twitchywaffles  |  26

Your cat will never fuck with you again... Never cats will always fuck with us

By  OscarEcho  |  12

Wow. That's what happens when everyone carry guns. I am so happy I don't live in a country that allows people to run around in their homes in the middle of the night with loaded guns!

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