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Agreed with 1. OP, I know how you feel. I have a Doberman, and he "accidentally" peed on my bed. I had to throw out the matress.

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It's funny cause I got here before that douchebag parrot guy can comment with "it's funny because" and now as nothing to say.

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You totally deserved it. You don't run from a dog, trying to be boss, you SHOW who's boss. So untill you're boss... YDI.

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your dog has no respect for you. and that was his way of telling you who's boss. only thing left for you to do is pee on him now. fyl indeed.

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89 - I don't get why people use scene models as their profile picture.. They will eventually be exposed!

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aha it's all the make up if any girl used that much they'd all look like bloody models. I look like crap without somewhat make up:p

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He woke up to it peeing I don't think that jumping out of the way was his first thought and he probably didn't realize iit was even gonna pee until it was too late

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35- if you see a bloody dog ontop of you ready to pee your first reaction it to push it off. OP had the chance and failed, he needs better reflexes.

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"Getting ready to pee" could be a nanosecond before he starts. It's a definite possibility that it was physically impossible for a human being (and a drowsy one at that) to move in time to avoid it.

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Well dogs don't have to pee straight down and the quickest way to get him off would be to toss him to the side which he could probably still get piss on him, plus if he had touched him while he needed to piss that could have startled the piss out even faster. and anyway op deserves it for not training their dog.

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57- not true, have you never trained a dog? if you pick them up or push them they stop and go smelling around for a new spot.

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60 thats how you train a dog, if u move it it will stop and find a new spot. it has nothing to do with the dog being trained or not

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Really? 'Cause when my dog was about to pee on the bed, we did try to push him off, except he just kept peeing.

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it doesnt work if the dog is already peeing lol. if the dog is squatting and firing up, if u move it it will find a new spot if its already peeing dogs cant stop peeing like people can

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Because he was about to, & when we moved him he didn't stop like you said, he just started to pee.

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i never said push the dog off i said roll off the bed lol and wut u said made noo sense lol if u moved the dog before it started peeing it would find a new spot.

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1. we arent arguing we are having a conversation 2. its not over HOW a dog pees its WHEN a dog pees 3. ya i just made a list because im cool like that

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It does indeed make sense. You're just trying to be right, & you aren't. Sorry, but, I've seen the works & it's not the same for every dog. And, rolling? I can't roll a 90 pound Doberman.

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sir in the kindest way possible can u read? when i said roll off i meant OP rolls off the bed away from dog piss, i never said roll the dog. and i am right about moving the dog ask anyone who has ever owned a small dog, when it squats you yell and move it. it stops what its doing and finds another spot.

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Sorry about the rolling part, you weren't being clear. My dog would only look for another spot if he were on a leash, not if he were free. & you never said small dogs, this wouldn't have continued if you would be specific. P.S. I'm a woman, not a "sir".

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madam, when i said 'roll off the bed' many people with an IQ higher than a cattapillar could have realized i meant OP its simply reading stratigies and contex clues, the small dog part was self explanatory, an english bulldog is indeed a small dog directing the conversation in the direction of 'small dogs'

Nothing like a golden shower to wake you up in the morning lol. Next time punch him in the balls.

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