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By Anonymous - / Thursday 16 December 2010 20:30 / United States
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@27 - Officially, I died in July 2007. But you didn't know about the top-secret 7th horcrux. So I'm back bitch, hiding in a cave in Afghanistan until the time is right. ;)

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but we did know about the 7th horcrux... it is in HP... or was until you killed him & he chose to come back. haha you killed a part of yourself, & caused your own death... Tom Riddle's diary Marvolo Gaunt's ring Slytheryn locket Helga Hufflepuff's Cup Rowena Ravenclaw's diadem Nagini the snake & Harry ... um Spoiler alert! Ah well, if you got this far, it's a little too late...

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Harry was NOT the 7th horcrux. The books only mention 6 horcruxes. The 7th horcrux was on this site, as I have been immortalized here. ;)

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dark lord if I may you've been causing way too many complications at the office so please use crucio or kill them any other way but avarda kadavra

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But a horcrux is formed when you kill someone, & your soul Is ripped from your body & placed elsewhere. You tried to kill Harry, but your soul was ripped from your body & placed in Harry. You took harry's blood, & placed it in yourself, tethering Harry to life... You killed that part of your soul in Harry the last night of your life, making Harry whole again. He was no longer sharing a soul with you. I'm no expert... (I got my info from my readings & understandings of the books I read. The Inter

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friiiigggggg I messed up my quote... "You were the seventh" not you were he... man I hate iPods. no physical keyboard, & easier to drag a finger...

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friiiigggggg I messed up my quote... "You were the seventh" not you were he... man I hate iPods. no physical keyboard, & easier to drag a finger... and of course of a child, not o a child. I'm full of typos today... it's still early, so forgive me FMLers...

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you obviously have a fucked up memory system because if that's what this reminds you of then that not normal ps what I'm trying to say is you're not funny

I had my fair share of beer and bourbon in college, but I've never been so blotto that I peed where it doesn't belong. Anyone who gets this drunk deserves exactly what is coming to them, which in this case seems to be a severe beating with a 9-iron, followed by a nice long date with a steam carpet cleaner.

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