By speechless / Saturday 13 July 2013 14:32 / United States - Mitchell
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  Horsempeg  |  25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  SaveCowEatCarrot  |  14

Well, you know what they say OP. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

  Olympiakos10  |  15

Hahahaha 56 that was so funny! Now leave...and never post another comment on FML...

  threer  |  30

Overused much?

  threer  |  30

Um, yes. That's not a mindfuck at all. If none of them are right, all of them are wrong. There is a wrong drawer.

By  Treveyon56  |  14

Well........ sucks for you. Next time hide all the beer in the house and his wallet so he can't buy more.

  punkyboy  |  11

Wow that is way to far especially the part about taking away all the money from his wallet. For all we know this could be a one night thing. If not she should have a talk with him about drinking In moderation


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Today, in the middle of blizzard, I hopped out of my car to rescue a small white cat that darted across the street in front of me. After running in the snow to find it, I realized what I'd seen wasn't a cat at all. It was a plastic bag. FML

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