Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up sore as hell. Why? Well last night I was in...

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By animallover13 - 14/03/2016 05:11 - United States - Clintwood

Today, I woke up sore as hell. Why? Well last night I was in the 4th car wreck I have ever been in this time I had to crawl out of the back glass now every one knows why I tend to freak out in cars. FML

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