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By StupidEx - 20/02/2016 00:12 - Australia - Narangba
Today, i woke up, made brekky, and noticed something was missing... My tv, computer and consoles. I then found a note from my ex saying "Get your locks changed, Dick" and a picture of the spare key i gave her 2 years ago. FML.